Friday, June 12, 2015

Discovering Cable News

I didn’t know what cable news television was until I took our state utility truck in for repairs during the late 1990s.  Up until that time I’d always watched news on my rabbit ears 19 inch TV.  Dealerships had big screens in their waiting rooms with something new to me – cable television.  Oprah, Judge Judy, and Dr. Phil were big at the time, but I didn’t care anything about that fluff except I liked the way Judge Judy took no guff from those who appeared before her.  Cable news was longer and better covered and it was glamorous.  Case in point: FOX News and its stable of blonds.   It was a time when men were men and women were actually attractive.  I remember Gretchen Carlson, a pioneer the employment of beautiful women in cable television.  Rupurt Murdock knew what he was doing.  Of course, that’s sexist, but sex sells.

On the other hand there’s MSNBC:  transgender this and LGBT that.   I have enough trouble getting past the “talking with hands” mannerisms, let alone wondering if Rachel Maddow has an Adam’s Apple.  If I want to find out what the red brigades are up to, MSNBC is the place and it’s actually fun because they follow the socialist and communist playbook so closely.  (I did a blog post on Halloween at MSNBC) Is there anyone there who’s not a militant atheist?  Who’s the almost-white chick with the braids?  Stop waiving your hands and talk slower.  Those of us from the Hustings can’t understand what you’re saying.  Perhaps we’re too simple.  All we get is that you hate white men, come from an oppressed minority, interview wretched like-minded leftists, and get a big fat paycheck for doing it - probably from an old white man.

CNN and Anderson Cooper are getting better.  At least he has a nice looking haircut and doesn’t tell us he’s a homosexual all the time.  Who cares?  Not all the world is a Bruce Jenner telling the world to “look at me.”  Thank you very much.  Currently, I’m sticking with Bill O’Reilly because he doesn’t hide what real people think like the other cable channels do.  Real people know the country is irretrievably lost because they have eyes and ears and a memory.  I wish Hannity would ask real people real questions in one of his town-halls.  He’s got the bad habit of asking only celebrities and experts.   Of course, you can argue cable news isn’t real reporting in the tradition of Walter Cronkite or Edward R. Morrow.  It isn’t.  It’s entertainment and we must pay the price.